How about you lose some weight and grow the fuck up. People who make excuses in life get no where and people who keep blaming the government/economy for everything also get no where.Audiences associate the word "horror" with scary movies or terrifying novels.
OP could get a job even at like a fast food joint or store. OP is obviously unhappy and trolling because of it.
We knew we didn’t have much time until our captor would return, ready to rip the flesh from our bones in cannibalistic glee, so we hurriedly unlocked the cage and tore the room apart, solving riddle after riddle in our quest to escape.
Finally, hidden in the darkness in an adjoining room, we found his latest victim: fading, but still alive.
As for the FML, yes I do know what trolling is, but when a troll gets "umad" who truly is the immature one?
I would expect the internet to be free of trolling haters but apparently not yet.